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1 ? I?m afraid for the calendar, it?s days are numbered. 2 ? Why did the man fall down in the well?, because he couldn?t see that well. Dad Jokes? 3 ? Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 ate 9. 4 ? Dear maths, grow up and solve your own problem. Dad Jokes? 5 ? Why couldn?t the bicycle stand up by itself? because it was 2 tired!. 6 ? I don?t trust stairs, they are always up to something. Dad Jokes? 7 ? I was really angry at my friend mark for stealing my dictionary!. I told him mark my words!. 8 ? Can febuary march? No, but April may. Dad Jokes? 9 ? How does a man on the moon cut his hair? eclipse it 10 ? What does horses wear? An Address.

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