Although I enjoy having the time of my life with my best buds as we travel around the globe, play different kinds of sports, party all night long with the hottest girls in town as well as spend a weekend of utter debauchery in the hotels and casinos of Las Vegas, I still take my job very seriously because I do not want to go down in history as the pathetic loser who never amounted to anything good during his lifetime. And that is the reason why after having a blast with my friends who always cheer me up during dark and depressing days when I just want to crawl back to bed and give up, I dive headfirst into my professional duties and responsibilities in the workplace so that I can reach the top of the corporate totem pole as fast as I can. I want to make my parents proud, shut the big mouths of my annoying haters and give my future family the best life that they deserve because I would rather die than see them suffer due to my incompetence and negligence. Although I love my job and I a